PERSON
Oh my God, look at this. “Angry American.” Aw. “Get some”? “Don’t tread on me”? “Let’s roll”? Fuck, man. I hate that fucking cheesy moto bullshit. 

COLBERT
Ray, when you’re right, you’re right.

PERSON
You know, it’s like that song “Where Stars and Stripes and Eagles Fly”? Fuck, man, eagles fly in Canada, too. When we got back from Afghanistan my mom tried to play me that song and I was all, “Fuck no, Mom. I’m a Marine.” I don’t need to fly a little fucking patriotic flag on my car to show that I’m patriotic.